By Karley Sciortino of Slutever Everyone knows how it feels to fall for someone who doesn't actually exist, whether it’s a character in a film, or the hero in your favorite a novel, or even the occasional cartoon (as IF you don’t want to bone Trent from Daria). I’ve always had a thing for fictional guys, and have spent the majority of my life lusting not after actors, but rather the characters they play. I don’t want Johnny Depp; I want Edward Scissorhands. I don’t want Matt Dillon; I want the drugstore cowboy. I ...
by faggus howard with all the 80s (plus 20s-70s and 90s) comeback looks and free-for-all accessorizing these days, it is down right impossible to know what is stylish and what is just plain stupid. there is a big fucking difference between "fashion" and "style". without style, you are wearing an advertisement for someone else and paying for it. that's stupid - sarah palin stupid (her bumpit hair, faux homemaker silhouettes, and shitty shoes make me wonder what she really spent that infamous $150K on. it wasn't fashion, that's for sure. ew.). a clever shortcut to knowing whether or ...
The Sensitive Player By Alex Crevar Most connect Sarajevo with the war of the 90s, when mortar shells rained down on the capital of Bosnia and Herzegovina. If they think about it, that is. After all, it’s a place stuck somewhere in an area once called Yugoslavia, which is somewhere in that blurry blob in Southeastern Europe among countries with communist-sounding names. Some really old timers would perhaps remember that the First World War started here when Archduke "l" Franz Ferdinand was assassinated during a visit in 1914. (If you are among this WWI group, you’re likely in the older-than-100 category and ...
By Ike Edeani You thought you'd left the sweat-stained, shoe-marked floorboards of your high school gym long behind, eh? Not today. In an effort to recapture nostalgia, designer Søren Rose has introduced the Gymnasium Collection, a limited edition series of cabinets made from recycled gym floorboards, allowing your "kissing under the bleachers" memories to make an everyday appearance. The current collection is being mass-produced, and merely borrows the graphic lines and simple silhouettes of the court. The cabinets are made using sustainable, eco-friendly materials like renewable pine and controlled Danish oak with water-based fixatives and varnishes.
By The Wife Thursday Mission District 10:30pm My girls have just gone home after a really lovely dinner. I made a savory tart with home made crust; we drank rosé, and laughed until we cried. I am cleaning up the detritus of my little party when I get a text from The Husband telling me that I really must come to the party he is at. You see, one of our best friends, D, is a former porn star turned porn director, and this is his company’s soirée. After a little prompting, I put on a festive, naughty party dress, and I’m ...
by faggus howard the 4th of july has come (for some of you cum) and gone and that means the sun is in the astrological sign of cancer and that means all the whiniest, most passive-aggressive people with major daddy issues you know are about to have a birthday. let's celebrate the shitty lives and tiny fashion successes of our two favorite cancer fuckups: lindsay lohan and courtney love. some would say they are cut from the exact same cloth, but i know better. while courtney is 'nobody's daughter', all babydoll dresses and dating homosexuals- lindsay is everyone's daughter, all ...
By Karley Sciortino of Slutever
Everyone knows how it feels to fall for someone who doesn’t actually exist, whether it’s a character in a film, or the hero in your favorite a novel, or even the occasional cartoon (as IF you don’t want to bone Trent from Daria). I’ve always had a thing for fictional guys, and have spent the majority of my life lusting not after actors, but rather the [ Read More...]
By Xifer Fortier
The only thing better than reminiscing about not listening to rock radio in the 00’s is reminiscing about not listening to rock radio in the 90’s. The 90’s was FM’s last gasp as a culture-defining institution in America. AM radio telegraphed the evolution of ideals in the 60’s. In the 70’s FM solidified the unity of a generation with respect to sex, politics, money, recreational drug-use, and ill-advised facial-hair.
In the [ Read More...]
By Ike Edeani
You thought you’d left the sweat-stained, shoe-marked floorboards of your high school gym long behind, eh? Not today. In an effort to recapture nostalgia, designer Søren Rose has introduced the Gymnasium Collection, a limited edition series of cabinets made from recycled gym floorboards, allowing your “kissing under the bleachers” memories to make an everyday appearance.
The current collection is being mass-produced, and merely borrows the graphic lines and simple silhouettes of the court. [ Read More...]
The Sensitive Player By Alex Crevar
Most connect Sarajevo with the war of the 90s, when mortar shells rained down on the capital of Bosnia and Herzegovina. If they think about it, that is. After all, it’s a place stuck somewhere in an area once called Yugoslavia, which is somewhere in that blurry blob in Southeastern Europe among countries with communist-sounding names.
Some really old timers would perhaps remember that the First World War started here when [ Read More...]
by faggus howard
with all the 80s (plus 20s-70s and 90s) comeback looks and free-for-all accessorizing these days, it is down right impossible to know what is stylish and what is just plain stupid. there is a big fucking difference between “fashion” and “style”. without style, you are wearing an advertisement for someone else and paying for it. that’s stupid – sarah palin stupid (her bumpit hair, faux homemaker silhouettes, and shitty shoes make [ Read More...]