“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck them.”
--- John Waters
there are a few fashion looks that are absolute and timeless. they are neither fads nor follies. i do not point out these particular looks because i am the biggest cock-sucking faggy homo out there- i simply speak the truth. these two gorgeous types of ensembles are that of the “dandy” and that of the “later in life lesbian”.
if we look at the animal kingdom, we see that a colorful flourish can mean the difference between getting laid with frequency of kate hudson vs. jimmy kimmel. fashion acting as a kind of foreplay, as it were.
there is a dandy movement happening right now in the congo which can often mean sacrificing dinner for vanity. think andre 3000 with a cock that hangs somewhere around his knees. these guys are all pinstripes and pocket-squares, color and cool. there are few things sexier on a man than a well-tailored suit mixed with the true desire to be wearing said garment. yum-mers! a dash of femininity makes the throat defying cock go down.
then we have the later in life lesbian look – think meredith baxter or cynthia nixon, or even that extremely well-executed character on the l word played by cybill shepard. this sort of look is feminine without being girly and would never be mistaken for butch. a rouge lesbian as opposed to a lipstick lesbian. femininity exerted with measured restraint – there isn’t a trace of desperation to be had here people.
whatever your gender identity, there can be a lesson learned from the opposite sex. temper the sword or sharpen the flower.
i have a date with hilary clinton and prince, i really must be going. ciao.