Fashion
Cute or Creepy? Japanese Ganguro Fashion
by faggus howard
i love the japanese, not just because you can count on them for the most extreme sex toys, but because they know how to commit. when the young women of japan take to a trend, they go 100%. take ganguro (“black face”) and kogal (“school girl”) for instance – they give those looks the geisha treatment with their attention to detail and loving devotion. from bleaching the shit [ Read More...]
Dandies and Lesbians and Fashion – Oh My!
by faggus howard
there are a few fashion looks that are absolute and timeless. they are neither fads nor follies. i do not point out these particular looks because i am the biggest cock-sucking faggy homo out there- i simply speak the truth. these two gorgeous types of ensembles are that of the “dandy” and that of the “later in life lesbian”.
if we look at the animal kingdom, we see that a colorful flourish [ Read More...]
Style vs. Fashion: Fuck Buddies Tell All
by faggus howard
with all the 80s (plus 20s-70s and 90s) comeback looks and free-for-all accessorizing these days, it is down right impossible to know what is stylish and what is just plain stupid. there is a big fucking difference between “fashion” and “style”. without style, you are wearing an advertisement for someone else and paying for it. that’s stupid – sarah palin stupid (her bumpit hair, faux homemaker silhouettes, and shitty shoes make [ Read More...]
Faggus Says: Wear STRIPES and KNEE SOCKS Right Now!
by faggus howard
the 4th of july has come (for some of you cum) and gone and that means the sun is in the astrological sign of cancer and that means all the whiniest, most passive-aggressive people with major daddy issues you know are about to have a birthday. let’s celebrate the shitty lives and tiny fashion successes of our two favorite cancer fuckups: lindsay lohan and courtney love.
some would say they are cut [ Read More...]
The Hottest Textures. Right. This. Second.
By Faggus Howard
xx: lace
do yourself a favor ladies: wear lace. often. all men love lace. even gay men. maybe, especially gay men. if you are a natural born woman, you should know by now that natural born men are visual people. we love looking at the things that turn us on and it is even better if that thing is obscured slightly. pretty sure this stems from most of [ Read More...]
CFDA Awards: Ugly is as Ugly Does
By Faggus Howard
those shitty mtv child porn awards were last week and apparently people were wearing clothes. none of them are actual people who matter in the least and their sad desperate clothing is not fashion, so fuck ‘em. however, i will write about the CFDA awards and what those assholes were wearing. so here’s the quick and dirty:
anna wintour was wearing the skin of a flaccid 93 year old penis with a flower [ Read More...]
Sex and the City 2 – Most Pro-LGBT Movie Ever?
By Faggus Howard
no fashion blog would be complete this week without a review of the obstencibly fashionable movie “sex and the city 2″. don’t get me wrong, i absolutely love patricia field and all the fucking faboush styling work she does, but i think things got a little unprofessional on that movie set. patricia quite transparently felt at odds with cynthia nixon during shooting, there is no other explanation for [ Read More...]
Pop Stars Gone Drag Queen. Fit or Phat?
By Faggus Howard
Sex+Design, specifically fashion design is what brings us here today. Sexy, fashion, sex-y fashion, fashion sex- when these two words are paired a number of people could come to mind. Sure, i could write about Madonna, Michelle Obama, or Lara Stone, but being obvious like that isn’t sex or fashion. No no, let’s focus on two very different and unlikely choices: Mariah Carey and Kristen Stewart.
Ok, Mariah Carey will never really [ Read More...]
FLAWK You Like a Hurricane
By Veronica Christina and Nico Johanna
One look at Lauren Rassel and Dexter Simmons and you know they’re in fashion. Well, fashion or some fabulously underground creative circuit of taste-makers influencing the styles most of us won’t see for years. Yet the dynamic duo behind the uber-clever fashion and accessory house FLAWK isn’t all glam and feathers. This team works. In just a year they’ve debuted numerous, well-received collections, styled and modeled in countless photo shoots [ Read More...]
