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Pride And Anarchy

Splatter Art by Holden Starstruck

Henry VIII would fucking love the world we live in today. You can parachute some heroin and fuck with the stars – and not even change your religion. True, you can’t exactly behead your former lovers but you can always block them on Facebook.

Princess Diana is one ex whose head I would happily sever. I compare him to Princess Diana because he’s sickeningly sweet in that superficial, to-your-face way, but in [ Read More...]

I Will Never Go Hungry Again

Splatter Art by Holden Starstruck

The first and only thing you should know is that this life isn’t for everyone. This isn’t Carrie fucking Bradshaw pondering on the holy trinity of style, nightlife, and romance. This column is the Fight Club meets Disco Bloodbath of the online sphere.

The drugs, the alcohol, the sexual escapades, the drag, and the explicit life get to people after a while. Some people get tired, some people get apathetic, some people [ Read More...]